1- Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
2- Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, Diet Pepsi & Ho-Ho'
3- A $4 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
4- MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
5- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
6- Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
7- You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
8- Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
9- You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
10- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".
11- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
12- You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
13- 6:00am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
14- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
15- Your potted plants stay alive.
Richard N. Cabile
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